• DC:   Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
    • Marvel:   YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
    • DC:   We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
    • Marvel:   HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
    • DC:   The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
    • Marvel:   DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
    • DC:   After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
    • Marvel:   PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
    • DC:   We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
    • Marvel:   NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
    • DC:   We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
    • Marvel:   NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
    • DC:   We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
    • Marvel:   FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
    • DC:   Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
    • Marvel:   NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
    • DC:   Wait-
    • Marvel:   NEW FEMALE THOR
    • DC:   I didn't-
    • Marvel:   NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
    • Marvel:   TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
    • Marvel:   PEACE
  1. tyleroakley:

    wearing these during sex

    (Source: theclearlydope, via philisthelittlelionman)

  2. v0tum:

    You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

    (via brainbowunicorn)

  3. shutupaubrey:

    team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

    (via halipula)

    berlynn-wohl:

    this has probably already been done, but…

    (via rumbelleriversong)

  4. shubbabang:

    funny story my 5th grade elementary school teacher was the one who figured out i had crazy bad adhd

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    i hope she’s doing well

    (via alittlebitgayandmore)

  5. emilyplatypus:

    Don’t you dare say that Ray is not a nice person

    (via alittlebitgayandmore)

    owlygem:

    end0skeletal:

    Happy Owls!

    Omg omg omg

    (via alittlebitgayandmore)

  6. irl-hoka:

    did-you-kno:

    Source 

    we know the numbers
    we can begin the process

    (via philisthelittlelionman)