1. koalatea:

    to the window
    to the wall
    to the trash where i belong

    (via destructiveteens)

  2. deathbymorning:

    eggsnogging:

    in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

    did you get an A

    (Source: xylemphone, via shortisnotfun)

  3. sassykardashian:

    sailingonsuccess:

    sassykardashian:

    Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

    Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

    Okay WOW

    (via consultingfangeeks)

  4. jerkidiot:

    wlovepierce:

    jerkidiot:

    sonnyforpresident:

    jerkidiot:

    jerkidiot:

    IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

    REBELLION

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    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

    YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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    STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

    NO

    (via consultingfangeeks)

    theamayasakarutaexperience:

    bemusedlybespectacled:

    amuseoffyre:

    nothingeverlost:

    Fourteen years ago, a Death Eater named Bellatrix Lestrange used the Cruciatus Curse on my parents. She tortured them for information, but they never gave in. I’m quite proud to be their son.

    This hurts. A lot.

    One of the scenes that I will never be able to forget from the book is the scene when they’re at the hospital and Neville’s mother comes and gives him the sweet wrapper. She’s been tortured to insanity, but some part of her, some tiny diamond hard fragment of who she was, smothered by the shattered remains of herself remembers her son enough to want to make him smile.

    She gives him a present to make him smile, and you just know Neville took that sweet wrapper home with him and put it in a box with all the other random pieces of rubbish she has given to him over the past 14 years.

    This is why Neville’s story makes me hurt much more than Harry. Neville’s parents are still there. He can still see them and touch them, but he can never and will never know what they think of him, of what he has become. But no matter what happens, he will do every damn thing he can to be a man they would be proud of. Even if he’s scared, he will be brave because they were.

    Re: Neville will never know what they think of him: it’s interesting that Harry, for all he never knew his parents, interacts with them quite a lot for an orphan. Both the Priori Incantatem spell and the Resurrection Stone let Lily and James talk to Harry. They tell him how brave he is and how proud they are and how much they love him.

    Neville gets a bubblegum wrapper.

    (Source: the-padfoots, via liguoriliscious)

    thyesteangalaxy:

    jumps on a bandwagon

    (via liguoriliscious)

    skepticarcher:

    Break Through

    New paint plus an additional detail shot - it’s kind of a tall piece so it’s hard to really get tumblr to do it much justice. There’s a slightly bigger version of it you can see as a whole here.

    Available as a new print in my Society6 shop

    storybrooke:

    Princesses dancing/twirling with their princes {requested by anonymous}

    (via liguoriliscious)

  5. yungterra:

    you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

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    (via brainbowunicorn)